Welcome to the New World.

Relax, listen, do not interrupt, do not raise your hand for questions, do not form an opinion, do not speak. Listen only. Any other act will be taken as a microaggressive movement and you will be promply neutralized.

We will tell you what to think, what to feel, and what to care about.

In the New World, there are no beauty standards. Beauty pageants are banned. There is no ideal of beauty. Every body is physically beautiful. Specifying body measurement is illegal. Discussing the detrimental effects of obesity is strictly forbidden. There is no such thing as ugly or unattractive. There is only pretty and beautiful. Personal sexual or aesthetic preferences are forbidden. No matter the ethnicity, weight, features, body stype, hair or clothing…you must confess admiration and attraction.

In the New World, males must keep their eyes shifted downward. They must never make eye contact with a female without first asking consent. Two individuals must never have sexual relations until first signing an intricate paper contract describing in detail what is allowed and not allowed. Vaginal penetration is highly frowned upon and openly discouraged. Men are never allowed to make an intimate advance, not even a kiss. Only females or the gender nonconforming may make the initiating move. Only gender neutral pronouns are allowed, and a citizen must wear a nametag at all times displaying their preferred pronoun.

In the New World, every history class session begins with an extensive apology to every minority that has ever been exploited or oppressed. Recently it has become law that the study of or mention of DWEM (Dead White European Males) are absolutely forbidden and violating this law is punishable by extreme shame. Academia has removed DWEM content from course material and textbooks due to its cause of extreme guilt and triggering of unpleasant emotions. The history of Western Civilization and subjects thereof are to be kept brief, prefaced with extensive apology, and mentioned only in necessary relation to other cultures and non-Western topics of study.

In the New World, both film and video gaming is devoid of violence and gratuitous sexual material. The content a spectrum of ‘soft’ subject matter such as love, the joys of social fairness, the contentment of peace, self-acceptance, and other egalitarian virtues. Music and other art mediums must also conform to this standard. Your language must only contain ‘soft’ adjectives and tone. Harsh words or phrasing which may cause harm to feelings is not accepted. Be it social media, in the streets, at the jobplace, or in class; the only vocabulary accepted is SOFTSPEECH. It will take time, but you will conform and eventually even your thoughts will replicate it.

In the New World, laws and norms are enforced by the Privilege Police. Citizens are encouraged to report any whom infringe or violate social laws or discursive practices. Citizens are encouraged to shame any whom deviate in action or word from the accepted discourse. Citizens are rewarded for turning in and shaming violators. Their names will be acknowledged in the public news due to their Social Righteousness. If a citizen has multiples infractions they are reeducated through Social Fairness courses, and a bold UC tattooed upon their forehead. This stands for UNCHECKED PRIVILEGED. Daily this will notify fellow citizens to remind the infringer to ‘check their privilege’, to apologize, to learn humility, and to shame them on a continual basis. It is only through a community effort can an infringer be reeducated in SOFTSPEAK and Social Fairness.

In the New World, culturally appropriation is prohibited. Ethnicity must only express cultural demonstrations of their own ethnicity. The only exception is through thorough consent by the Diversity Council in the form of precise and detailed contract specifying the agreed upon allowance. The Diversity Council has also mandated specified SAFE SPACES that are assigned to a particular ethnicity, POC, sexual preference, and gender identity (this excludes male-only space, which is neither protected nor permitted). It is only by the means of forcefully sanctioned and protected segregation of SAFE SPACES can diversity flourish.

In the New World, each day citizens are required to watch Social Righteous News. This is imperative to your social and political functions. Social Righteous News will tell you what you should care about and what you should not care about. This is based upon Social Fairness. No longer are First World Nations a first priority in care. Nations which are experiencing the most poverty and disaster are to be cared about the most. It is the responsibility of First World Nations to selflessly self-sacrifice to these struggling regions. The self-interest of First World Nations come last and must never be held to a high esteem. As a citizen, it is your duty to care about what you are told to care about. It is in the name of Social Fairness that you realize you matter the least, and those struggling matter the most. Before the school or workday begins, it is your duty to recite the Official Extensive Apology which apologizes to a list of minorities which have been exploited and done unfairly. This list varies due to ones background and birth.

In the New World, there are no religions, only Secular Universalism, which embraces Love, Diversity, and Fairness. Cultural differentiation is accepted as long as its values conform to Secular Universalism. Diversity in dress, song, food, and so forth is to be celebrated as long as it is within the dictates of Social Righteousness, thus are also under the jurisdiction of Privilege Policing and SOFTSPEECH. Diversity is highly valuable, and each culture is perfectly equal in value to the next.

In the New World, we at Social Righteous News and Diversity Council are working tirelessly to form One World, One Humanity, One Government in the name of COSMOPOLITAN HUMANITARIANISM. It is an arduous effort which requires citizens like YOU to educate the ignorant, shame the unruly, and ensure that tomorrow will be another step closer to ending privilege.

Apologize daily. Feel shame often. Check your privilege. Be righteous always.

—-Welcome to the New World. Please enjoy your stay.—

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